I think I would enjoy being a spy. The idea of having a double life is kinda cool. I think it would be fun to have a life that neither friends nor family know about - a life that's just mine. Plus, if I was a spy, I would know like 500 ways to kick someone's butt. A well placed karate chop would render them unconscious for hours. As it is, the only move I know is kneeing someone in the groin.
There's also the massive arsenal of cool weaponry to consider. I'd have glasses that shoot laser beams, hand lotion laced with cyanide, a tube of lipstick that triggers explosives and other awesome things.
Yes, being a spy would be fun. But, alas, I am but a cowardly, overweight, dreamer with no idea how to save the world from evil operatives or avert danger. The only thing I spy on is the cake someone left in the breakroom.
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