Thoughts on Theme Songs

Sometimes I think it would be cool to have my own theme song like in tv and movies. It would be critical to choose just the right one, though. Some theme songs are awesome like "Sanford and Son" or "Live and Let Die", but some are really lame like "Ice Castles" or the theme from "Family Ties". I think for me I would choose Billy Joel's "You May Be Right, I May Be Crazy" or Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" (although I think that one might be dirty). But why stop there? I'd also want a great sting that goes "da, da, dum" when something dramatic happens and an applause track for when I do something brilliant like tell an amazing joke or accomplish a hard task. Of course, once you start, where does it end? Would I also need an "awww" track for touching moments or an "ooooo" for romantic ones? On ICarly, a tween show I watch, they have a button they push and a voice says, "RANDOM DANCING". Then music plays and everyone randomly dances. I definitely want that capability. But, I guess for now, I'll just have to start humming when I enter a room.